O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
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My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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