he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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