Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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