I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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