I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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