Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
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Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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