why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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