did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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