You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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