i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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