I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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