We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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