we have officially lost it.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
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