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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
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Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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