I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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