there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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