He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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