Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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