I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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