meet me or not, i'm out of control
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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