She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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