Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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