i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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