Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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