playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
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My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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