I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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