so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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