Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
