I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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