I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
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You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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