i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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