There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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