just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
thus making me awesome and them whores
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
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