It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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