Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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