i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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