I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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