Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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