hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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