I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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