But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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