doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got inside last night via doggy door
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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