found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
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Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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