im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
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we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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