Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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