Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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