Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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