Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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