I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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