I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
How does one acquire holy water?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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