and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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