this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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