Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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