You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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