the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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