oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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