Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Banned from zoo.
Again?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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