I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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