Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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