I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
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